Jen's Gonna Try

22. Female. Musician. Starting a new chapter in my book of life. Mostly positive. Slightly random. Determined to be remembered.
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best thing ive seen so far…i legit said “Wait beetlejuice performed at the vmas”

best thing ive seen so far…i legit said “Wait beetlejuice performed at the vmas”

  • Roommate #1: How many senses are there?
  • Me: (sarcastically but believable) Eight...
  • Roommate #2: Fiv-
  • Me: (whispers) Why'd you tell her that? I wanna see if I can mess with her
  • Roommate #1: Wait, so how many are there?
  • Me: Eight
  • Roommate #1: Really?
  • Me: Yes
  • Roommate #1: Nu-huh let me count! There's feeling, seeing and hearing...
  • Roommate #2 & Me: (Laughing)
  • Me: Thinking
  • Roommate #1: Thinking isn't a sense dumb ass
  • Roommate #2: (LAUGHING HARD)
  • Roommate #1: Wait are there only three?
  • Roommate #2: Keep listing...